Terrible Holidays!

My dear rotting flesh. I have been getting some complaints about how the mansion smells from the living. I am only going to ask you once: Please pick up any body parts that may have detached from you. We are the living dead, let's not be slobs about it. Secondly the holidays are upon us. For the living, family and warm fires are a must. For the dead, nightmares. Remember tis the season of giving.  I expect that all of you give the living nightmares that they won't forget. Put a bow on it for me. A new year is approaching which means new chances to spook. I hope you all review your year and ask your self that one question- Did I terrorize people so much that they need night lights to sleep with? If your answer is yes, I am so proud. If no, I believe you should check your pulse you may still be living.  

Till next time
                               The Undertaker